I Aim to Misbehave
WE’RE ALL SECRETLY FIVE-YEAR-OLDS AVENGERS GIVEAWAY

kahn-on-tumblr:

HERE IS WHAT YOU COULD WIN:

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THAT’S A LOT OF THIIINGS OMG! (and a cool bucket to keep it all in!)

Featuring~~!!

The towel that asks: have you ever wanted to rub Peter Parker’s crotch on your face??
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This is basically a fairy princess Avengers wand. A must-have for the Avengers Fairy Princess in your life! (It could be you; I don’t judge)
imagesparkle flashy lights FOR JUSTICE!!!

And, of course, all the (fake) weaponry you could ask for:
imageimagePut out your eye!  AVENGERS STYLE! (SHIELD, Coulson and Nick Fury do not endorse this statement whatsoever. Please address all liability claims to Stark Industries.)

Looook it’s the official Nerf Hawkeye Bow!
image40 FEEEET!!!

Plus: coloring books, crayons, a night light, CANDY, a slinky, pencils, sticker badges that LIGHT UP, puzzles, and MUCH MORE!!

Rules:
1) YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW ME TO WIN.  However!  If the person who wins is following me, they get an extra bonus prize!  I’m not sure what that’ll be, yet, but it’ll be something super cool!
2) Like and reblog as often and as much as you like.  The winner will be chosen with a random number generator.
3) I will ship anywhere in the world, but if it costs a lot it may take a while.
4) As this is my first giveaway and I’m not entirely sure what I’m doing, I reserve the right to make adjustments to the rules if I run up against something that I wasn’t expecting that makes a mess of things.

GIVEAWAY ENDS APRIL 30th.  (Because that is a work day, winner will likely be contacted on May 1.)  GOOD LUCK, EVERYONE!
posted 1 day ago, 22 April 2014
tags: #contest

thefergiefergs:

Recipe: [x]

posted 1 day ago, 22 April 2014
tags: #food porn

and I’m always honest

(Source: kirknspock)

stephi-lynn:

riddlemetom:

Overheard in the halls of Hogwarts [4/4] Inspired by x

I need to watch these again to hear more real background talk.

posted 1 day ago, 22 April 2014

numinous-queer:

sweatandhappiness:

lifehackable:

Stretches that improve different aspects of your body.

These just saved my fucking life you have no idea

very relevant to my body needs, thank you

posted 1 day ago, 22 April 2014

shadeokami:

We’re brothers. You know, we’re family. And, uh… no matter how bad it gets, that doesn’t change.

I love posts like these.  They are REAL family, no matter the deadly circumstances or horrible fights, they will always come back to each other.  Siblings don’t ever stop loving each other, not really.

(Source: yourdarlinglittlesammy)

littlecircleoflight:

mark vi introduction
posted 1 day ago, 22 April 2014

wildesalome:

gazzymouse:

notsoplainbutinsanejane:

Do You Want to Build a Snowman Live

My first thought was “Isn’t 2/3 of this song sung by NOT Kristen Bell?”
This does not end up being a problem.

KBell is so underrated by people, I know Idina is amazing, but so is Kristen.

posted 1 day ago, 22 April 2014
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Emmy Rossum at the Alexander Wang X H&M Coachella Party (14.04.14)

Emmy Rossum at the Alexander Wang X H&M Coachella Party (14.04.14)

(Source: davosseaworths)

posted 1 day ago, 22 April 2014
mooremooo:

drneverland:

master-of-duct-tape:

elly-hiddlesherloki:

zarhooie:

constant-instigator:

Also, just throwing this out there to make people sad, but…
When he’s thawed out he’s laying down. He was frozen laying down. And the plane hit the water when he was in the pilot seat- we saw that.
Which means he wasn’t knocked out by the initial impact. And it doesn’t look like he drowned, either. He had time to see his expected death coming, after the impact, and lay himself down. My guess is some internal injuries from the crash, followed by freezing to death inside the plane.
So just go ahead an add a little scene in your head of Steve surviving the crash, but knowing that wet and isolated on a field of ice, in a plane that’s still sinking, nobody would get to him in time. But he knows he’s done his job. So he lays down, and closes his eyes, and maybe wonders if anyone will ever find his body, and bring it back to be buried by his mom and dad, since Bucky never was buried. But either way they’ll have a service for him, and that will be nice, and the priest will say the words and he’ll be at rest. And he feels bad, leaving his men, and he regrets everything he never told Peggy, and that he won’t be there for her now, but at least he did his part, right? He got the job done, and that’s what counts. If he dies alone, bleeding out and freezing, that’s all that Bucky got, to. So that’s all right.

I’m not crying. My eyes are just leaking.



I’m definitely crying

Not to make this post any sadder, but Steve’s parents were deceased before the movie began. So, if he’d had a funeral, the most likely attendees would have been Peggy, the remaining Howling Commandos and possibly Howard Stark.

And Tommy Lee Jones

mooremooo:

drneverland:

master-of-duct-tape:

elly-hiddlesherloki:

zarhooie:

constant-instigator:

Also, just throwing this out there to make people sad, but…

When he’s thawed out he’s laying down. He was frozen laying down. And the plane hit the water when he was in the pilot seat- we saw that.

Which means he wasn’t knocked out by the initial impact. And it doesn’t look like he drowned, either. He had time to see his expected death coming, after the impact, and lay himself down. My guess is some internal injuries from the crash, followed by freezing to death inside the plane.

So just go ahead an add a little scene in your head of Steve surviving the crash, but knowing that wet and isolated on a field of ice, in a plane that’s still sinking, nobody would get to him in time. But he knows he’s done his job. So he lays down, and closes his eyes, and maybe wonders if anyone will ever find his body, and bring it back to be buried by his mom and dad, since Bucky never was buried. But either way they’ll have a service for him, and that will be nice, and the priest will say the words and he’ll be at rest. And he feels bad, leaving his men, and he regrets everything he never told Peggy, and that he won’t be there for her now, but at least he did his part, right? He got the job done, and that’s what counts. If he dies alone, bleeding out and freezing, that’s all that Bucky got, to. So that’s all right.

I’m not crying. My eyes are just leaking.

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I’m definitely crying

Not to make this post any sadder, but Steve’s parents were deceased before the movie began. So, if he’d had a funeral, the most likely attendees would have been Peggy, the remaining Howling Commandos and possibly Howard Stark.

And Tommy Lee Jones

posted 1 day ago, 22 April 2014